Technology is arguably the most useful development of the modern era. It allows us to see the world more personally and intimately, treat illnesses, and access the writings and research of some of the greatest minds in history. Sure, 90% of us use them to watch videos of people tumbling or to send dick pics to the sexy girl sitting in front of us during our morning lecture, but the possibilities are incredible. As the world has grown more private with each other to stay healthy, the number of unwanted pregnancies around the world has decreased, and the number of partnered marriages has increased. Many people prefer to take matters into their own hands, so to speak, and use their partner’s imagination to control their pleasure while avoiding the chance of receiving a sexually transmitted disease. For beginners, marriage is safer and just as satisfying if done right. You also get the emotional connection that comes with having a partner, even if they’re on the other side of the world, which can help eliminate the headaches of a failed marriage.
When you’re just starting, many people feel shy about their fetishes and sexy conversations or feel silly because they don’t know how to break the ice. Luckily, we have a guide that will ease your tension and give you all the basics to get marriage like a pro. Get approval before you start. We’re not saying you have to make them digitally sign a consent form saying they agree to participate in mutually satisfying masturbation sessions. Ask them if they’re busy or in the mood for something naughty. That way, you can tell them what’s on your mind without feeling embarrassed when you’re in a work meeting or visiting your mother for afternoon tea. Be careful with this position, as it can also affect your ability to get something in the future. If you’re marrying someone previously married, use these memories as a starting point. Remind them of something you did to them, whether it was sex or a sensation that made you want to scratch their back with pleasure. The more intimately you can describe the scene, the hotter your marriage will be. If you left any physical marks, like a discreet kiss mark or fingernails, send a photo and let her know you want more. If you’re dating someone you’ve never been physical with, ask her what she wants from you and imagine yourself doing it as you flesh it out, adding sensual and erotic details. For example, if he says he wants you to have sex, describe how your bodies move together or what penetration feels like. This will ensure that you both enjoy each other’s company and give you ideas on how to satisfy her if you ever meet in person. Get visual confirmation if necessary. Take pictures of your boobs and penis. Send clips of you touching yourself. If you don’t want to send real photos, use them. Ladies, send an eggplant splash smiley combination to give your partner some naughty ideas.
Guys, show your lady some affection with a tongue and peach combination so she knows exactly where you want to lick. Be creative, but don’t make it too complicated, or you’ll confuse your partner and have to figure it out all over again. Don’t forget foreplay! Foreplay is very important, especially for romantics. Send him flirtatious questions asking where you should stick your tongue or fingers. Send him some selfies in lingerie or sexy underwear, or take some tent pics that will make you get an erection just thinking about him. When you run out of ideas, we’ll turn to the entire internet to provide you with some tips that will lead to wet panties and messy handjobs.
